"your password is weak"
You’re the weak one
And you’ll never know love, or friendship
And I feel sorry for you
To believe in a universe as young as six or seven thousand years old is to extinguish the light from most of the galaxy. Not to mention, the light from all the hundred billion other galaxies in the observable universe.
wait for it
I was just sitting there like “the fuck am I waiting for” and then I kinda exploded with happyness
I thought this was just a picture of boots. IT IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN THAT.
I thought it was a JPEG that someone prank to make us wait, turns out it worth to spend a few seconds starring at it like an idiot.
I’m on mobile so I scrolled past the photo a bit and then I’m like WTF THE RIGHT BOOT JUST FELL OVER
“be with someone who talks about you like you put stars in the sky.”― bzq (via x69o)
If you ever go on a date with a hot guy make sure you wash your face before hand.
so they have a nice place to sit
Important pictures of Martin Freeman in Fargo
I COULD CUT MYSELF ON THOSE COLLARBONES.
Date night with Jim and Sebastian.
GIRLS HOW DO YOU DO THE THING WHERE YOUR CHEEKS GO ALL CUTE AND ADORABLE I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD ITS LIKE WHEN YOU SMILE YOUR CHEEKS GET DEFINED OR SOME SHIT AND THEY GO PUFFY AND IT’S ACTUALLY THE CUTEST THING ON THE PLANET HOW DO GIRLS DO IT I LOVE GIRLS OKAY. GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS.
boy be dumb like bag of potato
lmafo did he just enchant him?
I think the snapchats of my math teacher are the only thing I’ll be remembered for and I’m okay with that
I got suspended, Thursday school, and moved to an entirely different classroom because of this post.
I JUST FOUND OUT THEY BANNED SNAPCHAT ON MY SCHOOLS SERVER BECAUSE OF THIS OMFG
You’re a legend.
THIS IS MY FAV POST OF ALL TIME